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You’ve made the grave mistake on somehow stumbling on something you weren’t supposed to. To your left is a castle and to your right is a swamp. How would you like to proceed?

Go Left

You walk to the castle. The front gate is locked. A man shouts down from atop the wall: “Go back to thomasmeis.com!"

Go Right

The swamp is hot and bugs are everywhere. You try to stay on dry land as much as possible but you soon are forced to wade through the water. A crocodile swims up to you. “Seems like you’re in the wrong place,” he says, “might want to head back to thomasmeis.com.”